Noob Talk Radio

In the news, PlayStation’s June State of Play, Callisto Protocol drops PUBG, Raven starts a union, Eve Online announces a new tactical shooter, and is Showa American Story as wild and sexy as people say it is? All this and more. Please do enjoy.

Elden Ring has sold more copies than any other video game in the US over the past entire year. That’s not bad. The Boys take you back to the Lands Between to discuss the fallout this may create for FromSoft as a developer and the gaming industry at large.

In a long-overdue fireside chat, the Boys discuss the tumultuous past of video game movies all the way from 1993's much-maligned Super Mario Bros. movie to an upcoming Ghost of Tsushima film from John Wick director Chad Stahelski. Please do enjoy.

The boys discuss a shift in direction while Tieg goes inside baseball with Elden Ring and Josh is hooked on Marvel Champions. Meanwhile, Apple forces mandatory app updates, Ubisoft contemplates an acquisition, Elden Ring gets the folk hero everyone deserves, Hello Games won’t quit with overambitious projects, and CD Projekt confirms Cyberpunk DLC while finally admitting that there really is no multiplayer.

Tieg tries Diablo 2 again, but still hates it. Josh gets annoyed with The Ascent, but turns to the Marvel Champions card game. Meanwhile, Rogue Legacy 2 leaves early access, Dying Light 2 gets a big patch, Hasan Kahraman's up to no good, new Monkey Island announced, Hyper Light Breaker revealed, E3 is cancelled, Stanley Parable finally comes to consoles, PlayStation Spartacus gets concrete details, Diablo 2's balance patch is finally out, and more!

The boys field a listener inquiry about the state of GT 7, Sons of the Forest gets delayed, Stalker 2 moves operations, PvE + PvP FPS Marauders announced, CD Pro confirms a new Witcher game, Resident Evil 2, 3, and 7 get free PS5 upgrades, infamous Dark Souls hacker invades Elden Ring, Elite Dangerous ends console development, Sony’s first 2022 State of Play, and more!

Are you tired of talking about Elden Ring? They boys aren't. They've been mainlining FromSoft's latest opus, and have a sit-down to discuss everything they love about the game, as well as tackle the always absurd, yet ever-intriguing question of, "Could this be the best open-world game ever made?"

But that’s not all! Pokemon celebrates its 26th birthday, Nintendo acquires long-term partner SRD, The Ascent gets a proper PlayStation announcement trailer, Metroid Prime 4 speculation abounds, and did someone say Dead Island 2?

Josh talks Elden Ring first impressions (spoilers, it's hella fun!) and tries to persuade Tieg that this might be the FromSoft game that he just can't miss. Please do enjoy.

Tieg tries to stay human while going in-depth on his experience with Dying Light 2, while the Wii U eShop is closing its doors, Cyberpunk gets a native PS5 patch, CD Pro splinter cell Rebel Wolves emerges, Microsoft clarifies plans for ABK on PlayStation, Atomic Heart gets a release window, Yacht Club announces Mina the Hollower, and more!